10.30.2009

Answer This

Take that image or dream or character that's been kicking around your imagination. You know the one. "Jaded New York cop vs. dragon." Or "zombie army." Or "talking butterfly." (Hey, it's your freaking imagination, not mine.)


Let's work that baddie into a story. You just need to answer the right questions.

We recently heard these from Brian McDonald, the keynoter at Write On The Sound. They are however, immortal. You've probably heard them before (they are oddly popular with improv groups).

Ready?

Once upon a time...

And every day...

Until one day...

And because of that, ...

And because of that, ...

Until finally...

And every day thereafter...


Hey, nice story. Now get writing.

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Oops, wait. We're not done yet. There's another type of "creative" questions that I enjoy, besides the "prime the pump" type I listed above.

And that's the type that ask, "Are you sure you're ready to start writing?" In other words, if you don't have the answers to these babies, you'd better take some long walks before you put pen to paper.

My hero, David Mamet, says:


Who wants what from whom?

What happens if they don't get it?

Why now?


If you have the answers to these, you might actually write something that's useful to somebody. Now... get writing.

10.20.2009

Flash Me...

And make it short and quick.

Of course I'm talking about flash fiction.

Most of us writers, it seems, start in the same place: dabbling in short stories, poetry, personal reflections in our journals and the like.

Then some, like myself and my writing group peers, branch off into novelling some time after high school or college.

However, I only first heard the term flash fiction about two years ago and wondered what the heck it was.

For those of you wondering, it's a complete story in less than 1,000 words, generally . Wikipedia gives a decent overview and provides this often associated example (though I've heard it attributed to other authors as well as with the wording slightly different): six-word flash allegedly penned by Ernest Hemingway "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

I myself wanted to know more about writing flash fiction so recently partook in an excellent on-line flash fiction bootcamp hosted by Flash Me magazine.

After pure novelling for the past two-plus years, these folks put me to task taking accountability for every word I wrote.

Trying to write a whole story under 100k words seems hard enough...



But a whole story under 1,0o0 words or 100 words, or nano-length with 140 characters (thanks Twitter)? This feels impossible.

And yet it's not.

Think minimalist art. What's the bare minimum you can do to convey what's on your mind?

Example:

“Smile, Polly.”

“Nope.”

“Pretty please?” That’s when the damn parrot flew into my head.

I finally decided to quit my job at Pet Pics.


I was thinking about how much some people hate their jobs, but stay at them because they have to. Then I wondered what it'd take for some one to call it quits. I wanted to convey the frustration of the main character as well as the humor of the final-straw situation. I relied on Polly and parrot as cues to set up the final line without necessarily giving away the ending.

(Notice this description of what I was trying to do is easily two times as long as what I actually did.)

In the end, practicing writing complete flash fiction stories as a regular exercise can condition your skills as a novelist. It can help you 'see' the true value of each word you pick as well as keep you mindful of delivering the story line in a timely fashion.

If nothing else, a little diversity may be just what you need when you're mired in a dead-end chapter or seemingly endless edits.

So go ahead...and flash me.



10.19.2009

Honorable Mention

I've been mentioned honorably by the people at Writer's Digest, in their 78th Annual Writing Competition. Yay, me. "Genre Short Story," naturally.

Because, you know, science fiction.

I sent them an unpublished oldie called "Midgigoroo and the Singularity." I figured it had a good shot, since Stanley Schmidt at Analog said he was "tempted" by it (although he rejected the rewrite I sent him).

For the record, this story has been rejected by websites and magazines eight times (if you count both rejections from Analog).


The story is hard SF, about an Australian Aborigine tracking footprints through the outback, squarely in the middle of nowhere.




Turns out the footprints belong to a city feller who clearly has access to arbitrarily advanced technology. He's come to tell the Aborigine that the Singularity... has pretty much happened.

(It's not clear in the story if the stranger is a cyborg or not... I just liked this picture.)

This story has won and lost, been rejected and accepted. Whether it's a good story or a bad story is a silly thing to contemplate. It's worth reading, says the author, so it'll stay in the mail until it finds a home.

10.16.2009

Word Lovers - This is Cool!


This website allows you to paste in any group of text and it creates a random picture of the words, making the ones you use the most the largest. Very interesting for writers to see what words they overuse! Here's a sample of all the text from my last novel. Of course the charater's names come up, but so do those pesky words that I know I over use--just, know, and really.
http://www.wordle.net


10.11.2009

Stalking the Wild Agent

For new writers, finding an agent is one of the most difficult tasks. You’ve been working on your masterpiece for a year, maybe two. You’ve joined a writer’s critique group, you’ve gone to several writers conferences. Maybe you’ve taken a class or two.
You completed the first draft with immense satisfaction. You never thought you would write the words “The End.” Maybe you even wrote them first, then went back and filled in the parts you missed.

Then comes the re-writing. For months you slaved, marking up your manuscript. Getting input. Re-working scenes. Fixing broken plot lines. It seemed as if it would never end.

But finally you are there. You are ready to send your baby out into the world. But how do you sell it. How do you go from manuscript to the bookstore shelves?
I’m sorry, but I have hard news for you. Book selling is a business. Publishers print what they can sell, not what they like.

I have met two kinds of writers in my writing career. The hobbyist and the would-be author. The difference between a writer and an author is that an author has something published.

We all write with the hope that someday, our work may find print. That it will be on bookstore shelves and people will lay down their hard earned bucks to read our words. We’ll be on Larry King, Oprah. We’ll go on a book tour.

But, the hobbyist writes to please themselves. They have a story that has to be told, they can’t wait to get the words down on paper (or under glass in our modern world).

The would-be author writes to sell their work. There is a world of difference. The book business is not about art. The goal of the publisher and the book sellers is to sell books, to make a profit. They can do that only by publishing what sells. There is very little profit margin in the business and little room for experimental work.
There are small publishers who look more kindly on out of the mainstream work, but if your goal is to get a contract with a major publishing house, I am sorry to tell you that you will have to write by their rules.

I don’t want this to sound too depressing. There are lots of good books out there that meet the publishers’ requirements. I also see many books that break the rules. However, you must know what the rules are and have a good reason for breaking them, before you go off on your own tangent.

You must also be a successful author. Patricia Cornwell or Steven King can break any rules that they like. Whatever they write is guaranteed to be a best seller.

Me, I can’t break any rules, go out on any limbs, blaze any new trails. The publishers would not be willing to take a chance on my writing. Maybe someday, after I’ve sold a few million copies I can write some of the stories that are brimming up inside of me, but for now, I need to get that first book published. And that means, I need to write commercial fiction that fits the publisher’s perception of the market.

And that brings us back to the topic, Stalking the Wild agent. I’ve completed the ninth draft of my new thriller and am in the process of selling it. My focus since this spring has been on finding an agent. It’s hard, time consuming work. This is the marketing part of being an author that many writers do not or can not do. In order to sell your book, you must be a salesman. That is a job that I don't like and would never do, unless my writing life was at stake. Which it is.

In my next post, I’ll tell you about my method, the helpful books that I’ve read and clue you in on my progress. In the meantime, finish that book that you’re working on. Getting to “The End” is the first step in becoming an author.

--Penn

10.09.2009

Write On The Sound A Success

Thanks to everyone who came to The Legion of Plume's session at the Write On The Sound Writers Conference in Edmonds, WA last weekend. We enjoyed the session and hope you got some tips on having a successful experience in a writers group. We, obviously, think writers groups are a great idea! If you missed the conference, hope to see you next year. Here's the link to their website: http://www.ci.edmonds.wa.us/ArtsCommission/wots.stm .